I did NOT break into the Marshall home on Friday and steal their television. C'mon people, I have a key (or at least had a key before their locks were changed). And why would I try to carry their massive TV to my house, when I can stay at their's AND eat their food?
Oh, and I have an alibi. I was at work. People saw me there. These guys, however, do not:
How do we know it wasn't one of your secret boyfriends?
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