Why do you hate me? Did I forget to take out the trash? Is it my turn to buy paper towels and dish soap? Is VH1 blaring too loudly in the morning? Do I monopolize the bathroom? I must have done something wrong. Please...for the love... just tell me what it was! Don't do this:
Cruel. Simply cruel. Leaving an unopened pint of B&J in the freezer when you go out of town for the week. That is just wrong. How am I suppose to sneak a bite if you don't open that little container.... and take that first scoop? You have forced me to stare at that pint of goodness for SEVEN days. Every time I go in for some ice, I am faced with the reminder that there is sweet bliss in the freezer and I CAN'T HAVE IT! You know how much I love those little cookie dough morsels. I beg of you, what have I done to deserve this level of torture?
Not only is it Ben and Jerry's, it's the best flavor of all time (in my opinion) that they make. The only solution is to eat it and buy a replacement.
ReplyDeletehaha...seriously, this made me laugh...that is one of the meanest things ever!
ReplyDeleteOK I think you need to open it, and re-seal it by welding the plastic shut after opening. Then, you will have a confused, but non-accusatory roommate.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the big hype about half-baked? Seriously who wants something with a name like HALF-baked? It is just as bad as eating cookie dough,which I know for a fact some of you eat. I have never had the desire to, and doubt I ever will want to eat something that is only half baked.
ReplyDeleteThey should be flogged for torturing you that way!
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