Those dog days of summer....

As you likely know, I am halfway through completing #9 of 20. There will be a full report on that when I get back. But to hold you over, here is a little series dedicated to my dear friends Julia and Angie. It is just a little something that I like to call "The Dogs of Prague".

Just a hint.

I am staying here.

Well, in this city, not that castle. But if they happen to have a room, I may be making alternate plans....

Too hot too handle. Yes, I just said that.

Check out that temp. That is just wrong. I have to get out of Florida. The heat is driving me crazy. For the safety of those around me, I am going to bounce. Expect a full report on where I've been when I get back.

It's that time again.

Well, I can't guarantee that there will be much blogging around these parts this week. We are busy. It is time for the most awesome annual summer camp in the whole wide world. That's right people. It is time for Camp Greene.

Breakfast for dinner is the only way to go. As are chocolate chip pancakes. Dinner is even better when the camper makes it. Don't worry, there was moderate adult supervision.

   

See, this looks supervised.  

        

All of those pancakes made one tired camper. Or laughing camper. Maybe that was the chai latte. Yes, chai lattes are standard at Camp Greene. What did you expect from the Greene Girls? We are bigger fans of resorts than camps. 

Well, while we are busy over here, you can catch this camper's mom as she blogs from the road. With a bus full of teenagers. Pray for her and them. And read what they are up to. 

I have 50 days.

To find a date to my sister's wedding.

I think that it is time to resurrect the dateplication. That's right. I said it.

A few year's ago, my friend Stacey developed a screening process for my potential suitors. It is simple really, I just need a bit of information before I decide to meet you for coffee, dinner, trip to St. Lucia or in this case my sister's wedding...  It really is in your best interest and mine.

So, if you are interested in being my plus one, please forward the following...

• Resume.
• A reference letter from your current employer or other confirmation of employment.
• A reference letter from your pastor.
• College transcript.
• Health Records.
• Confirmation that you have a savings account. With savings.
• Top three restaurants.
• 10 randomly selected songs from your iTunes playlist.
• List of sports played.
• List of sports watched.
• List of current magazine subscriptions.
• A twitteresque statement (140 characters or less) of why you want to wear a tie that matches my dress on July 24th.

See, simple. And clearly the most important thing on the list is your personal statement. The winner of this challenge will be revealed at First Baptist Church. On a Saturday. In July.